How to Write a Paper in 8 Easy Steps:
1. Remember that you have a paper due tomorrow!
2. Spend hours on the internet while pretending to do research!
3. Suddenly realize it’s 2AM!
5. Drink an entire pot of coffee!
6. Furiously type your essay!
7. Print it out 10 minutes before class!
8. Thank sweet baby Jesus that you completed your paper on time!